That's right, I'm listing random information about myself.

-I'm submissive. As in, I like a Dominant mate.
-I'm not a push-over.
-I like BDSM a lot.
-I consider myself borderline asexual, leaning toward the straight side, with a dash of bisexuality.
-I'm a-romantic. Meaning, I never want to be in a romantic relationship.
-Yes, I have fallen in love. Now I'm out, free, and loving it!
-I'm female! Couldn't guess by the feminine eye, could you?
-I love pink. That's right, pink. All colours are lovely, but pink is very "me".
-I'm a bunny. Small, submissive, masochistic, and happy.
-I'm blonde. Naturally? Well, it depends upon who you ask. And what season it is.
-I'm a writer. (No way!)
-I don't write romance (though I will add it if it's needed), erotica, or biography.
-I love Latin and the ancient world in general.
-I love research. Into cryobiology and more.
-I won't read your work unless I really, really, really like and respect you. I'm not an editor. Don't ask for my opinion. You most likely won't enjoy it.
-I try to be nice, but not if it comes with a price tag.
-I can only handle so much.
-I like being helpful; I don't like being a doormat.
-I'm both short and light, yes. No, not scrawny. Short, scrawny girls look like they have over-sized heads all too often.
-I'm opinionated, but accepting of other's opinions.
-I'm probably a hypocrite, but at least I can admit it.
-I'm happy-go-lucky.
-The glass is only half empty if it started out being a bit more full.
-I like giving massages.
-I paint, but I'm no Monet.
-I accept constructive criticism with enthusiasm.
-I act, but I'm no Glenn Close.
-If you want to be friends, you have to be willing to accept my flaws as readily as I do yours.
-I'm just a C.S. Lewis looking for my J.R.R. Tolkien.
-I am taking applications, yes.
-I like tall guys.
-I love literature.
-I enjoy the poetry of men who died over a century ago.
-I'm stopping now.